Lazy Lucy
Mother: Get up! The sun is already up and you are still sleeping.
Lucy: But mum, the sun sleeps at .30pm and I sleep at 10.30pm.
Never said it
Teacher: Prove the earth is round.
Student: But I have never said it is round.
Drunk
Judge: Who arrested you?
Accused: Two policemen.
Judge: Drunk, I suppose.
Accused: Yes, your honour. Both of them.
Just the money
Son: How I wish I have enough money to buy a car.
Mother: But what do you want a car for? You cannot even drive.
Son: I dont want a car. I only want the money.
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