Time to Laugh

A Mistake

Judge: Did you steal the oranges?

Accused: yes, but it was a mistake.

Judge: So, you accept your mistake?

Accused: Well, I thought the oranges were fresh, but they were not.

Monkey Ancestors

Mary: Mum, are my ancestors monkeys?

Mum: I dont know. I have never met your fathers family members.

Spend more than I earn

Mrs Lie: Why are we so poor?

Mr Lie: Because I work five days a week and you spend seven days a week.

Shaking Hands

Andrew was taking part in a karate competition for the first time.

Referee: Remember to shake hands.

Andrew: I dont need to remember that. My hands are shaking already.